Hellidays - When Bad Holidays Happen To Good People

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One Passover seder, I was seated at the "kiddie table" (when I was 18) next to a small, slight, boy age 6. During the seder, prayers are recited in which you are asked to refill your wine glass several times.

At the kiddie table we got the cheap Mogen David grape juice to share. Well, not knowing any better...I kept filling up this little boy's juice glass and told him to drink up! About 1/2 hour into the seder I noticed he was looking a little pale green as he slurped away on the juice. Two minutes after that he self-combusted and spewed everything (matzoh, apples and kugel) on my lap and all over the seder table.

Just before his family abruptly left, his mom confided that it was the acid in the juice that made him sick.

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Posted on 04/04/2010 at 07:08AM by Anonymous
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We had one of those giant inflatable Easter bunnies on our lawn. I know, they're stupid. But the kids loved it. Anyway, there was a huge thunderstorm about a week before Easter. Winds were gusting up to 50 mph. All of a sudden, the bunny was ripped from its moorings and went flying into the air. It found its way onto the power lines, caught fire in a lightning strike and shut the power off in the whole neighborhood for two days. I found charred bits of vinyl bunny all over the street for about three months. The neighbors almost crucified me. Pun intended.
Posted on 03/29/2010 at 01:16PM by Anonymous
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