Hellidays - When Bad Holidays Happen To Good People

My cousin had chosen Thanksgiving weekend for his wedding ceremony in Boulder, Colorado. He and I are very close, so he asked me to be a witness. My boyfriend and I decided to drive there from Brooklyn because we both love a good road trip.

We left at 5 a.m. Wednesday morning, planning to drive straight through to arrive just in time for a family reunion around the Thanksgiving turkey. We were making great progress having gone 700 miles as we crossed the border from Ohio into Indiana. That’s when our 11 year-old Nissan Pathfinder decided it couldn’t go another foot. Bad distributor cap.

It was about 4:30 p.m. and getting dark. We called our road club for a tow to the nearest garage. Then, we waited in the cold for about two hours... read more

We all went down the block, eight houses away, to Aunt Lu and Uncle Norman's house for Thanksgiving dinner. Aunt Lu's table was, as always, set beautifully. Uncle Norman brought the turkey out on the platter and began to carve.

Aunt Lu looked over and began to scream "Norm.....AAAAAAAAA!!", pointing at the turkey. Uncle Norm dropped the carving knife, my
mother spilled her water, my son, cousin and brother started to laugh and the rest of us sat there stunned. Inside the turkey was a soft textured "tube", ranging in color from chartreuse to dark green.

Well, needless to say, we didn't eat that turkey, but being Italian, there was ravioli and sausage, meatballs, salad...lots of good stuff to eat, and of course, dessert.

We l... read more

I was dating a guy who I basically knew was a scoundrel. I asked him what he wanted for Christmas and he said an electric fish scaler. He was an avid fisherman so I figured this was a necessary accessory. I searched high and low for one and finally located it at a bait and tackle store. (this was pre-internet). It was expensive at the time ,$100. He came over a couple of days before Christmas and I surprised him with the gift. He opened it and started laughing and said, "I was just kidding."