Hellidays - When Bad Holidays Happen To Good People

I was being semi-stalked by this guy I worked with. Nothing too alarming. He didn't follow me home or text me a million times a day. Nonetheless, he made it clear he was pining for me. So, Valentine's Day rolls around. There's a knock on my office door, and I look up to see the guy dressed as Cupid. Yep. In an oversized "diaper," a garland on his head and a quiver full of bows. He was holding a dozen roses and a heart-shaped box of candy. I was mortified. For him and for me. I'd like to say I thought he was charming and we ended up together. Instead, I reported him to HR and he got transferred.