Hellidays - When Bad Holidays Happen To Good People

We had one of those giant inflatable Easter bunnies on our lawn. I know, they're stupid. But the kids loved it. Anyway, there was a huge thunderstorm about a week before Easter. Winds were gusting up to 50 mph. All of a sudden, the bunny was ripped from its moorings and went flying into the air. It found its way onto the power lines, caught fire in a lightning strike and shut the power off in the whole neighborhood for two days. I found charred bits of vinyl bunny all over the street for about three months. The neighbors almost crucified me. Pun intended.
Posted on 03/29/2010 at 01:16PM by Anonymous
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Crucifixion, now there's a form of punishment that's long overdue to return. Not because of it's religious implications, it's just cool looking.
Imagine nailing up all the gang bangers and rapists. We could sell/raffle off chances to throw things at them, or stick them with pikes (not fish, dumass). Jail would be easy, crucifixion would be a real deterrent to acting like such fools as they do today. I'd pay to sponsor the crucifixion of Jerry Falwell or the drug dealer/gang banger down the street with his jeans around his ankles and brown streams showing on his shorts. Let's vote on this! Call your senator or anyone who will listen. We can crucify all the idiots with their inflatable holiday crap ruining the neighborhood. What a great idea!!!
Posted on 02/05/2013 at 09:52PM by Jay

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