Hellidays - When Bad Holidays Happen To Good People

I was coming home after a big Thanksgiving at a friend's. I had a bag filled with delicious leftovers that contained turkey, dressing, pumpkin pie and sweet potato casserole. Then, I happened upon a street person begging for money in the cold. I thought she might like my leftovers. But when I offered them, she shook her head "no" and said...."Not after you been eatin' on 'em." Guess even a homeless person can have high standards.